Mona Lisa

"The Mona Lisa was, in fact, one of the world's most documented inside jokes."

The background behind her face is uneven.

Da Vinci painted the horizon line of the left significantly lower than the right.

He didn't screw it up.

By lowering the countryside on the left, Da Vinci made Mona Lisa lok much larger from the left side than from the right side.

Historically, the concepts of male and femaile have assigned sides -

Left: female; Right: male.

Because Da Vinci was a big fan of feminine principles,

he made Mona Lisa look more majestic from the left than the right.

And for the fact that: Da Vinci was a homosexual - A 'Fag'

Mona Lisa is neither a male nor female.

Carrying a subtle message of androgyny, it's a fusing of both.

There was this:

Egyptian God of Masculine fertility - Amon

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Egyptian Goddess of Fertility - Isis

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Mona Lisa

Her name is an anagram of the divine union of male and female.

That, is Da Vinci's little secret,

and the might also be the reason for Mona Lisa's knowing smile...

I don't like you!!!

Not good, really not good.
No confidence, no assurance, no faith.
This is bad, real bad.
I don't like it.

I'm on my own, infact, i will be, on my own.

Everything just tore down,
Altogether.

Projs, new mates, deadlines, notes, textbooks, parents, you, me...(the list goes on)............

End of us All

I've been having very random thoughts lately. Always thinkin' about 'something', like anything at all.

That day Frank asked me a question:

"What's gonna happen when the day when the Sun stop burning... or when the ALL the ice at North & South Poles melt.."

I know, you gonna say, what the...
I slapped him with the "what the.." look. But yeah, what he asked was something that WILL happen, one day. Shouldn't be a day when I'll live to get to see.

I was really silly, or not. I spent a serious thought about what he asked(said).

"Dear, SG will be submerged under water. Our island is so small.."
"It's the WHOLE WORLD, hunny."
"Yeah. You're right. There're so much ice at the poles"
(even though i haven't got to see them before)
*I held my breath for a moment, as though i was gonna drown*

"When the Sun stops burning, the whole world will be dark. It's gonna be end of the day. Like, the end of the EARTH."
(It's a scary thought)
"Everyone will be so helpless. Everyone dies one by one."
"I think people will take their own lives before it even happens."

I kept quiet for awhile. Really thinkin hard. Imagination ran wild.

9 Words Women Use...

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*** You!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

The above illustration is merely for entertainment purposes.
However, you may not-trust-it at your own risk.
:p

感想。

人生的道路上，曲折不少。
从没有人能够说出哪条路是对或错。

我的人生，我想自己做主。
如果你真爱我，会给于我你最大的支持。

既然知道了我的选择，就不要再于我唱反调。
你的无声抗议，只会让我更不想接近你，而更执著于我的决定。

你们的一举一动，令我反感。
我讨厌你们的小动作。
你们与他的“想画清界限”，其实画在了我和你之间。
如果不能做到“爱屋及乌”，那也就算了吧。

D-Day out with GARI(Y)

Yea, I headed off to Clark Quay aft half a day of school.

Went to "The Centre" for a walk. It's a totally screwed-up building design.

If the architect's initial intention was to make it unique, ok, unique in an irritating way.

Try it and you'll know.

Anyhow, we went coffee bean: Chill.

Went Fisherman Wharf for Fish and Chips.

Cool. Look at GARI. Eat and Eat.

"肥死你。" ~ Evil..

Slightly after dark, we took a walk along Clark Quay, to make sure those fats don't get trapped too long in us.. ~Super Sinful Dinner~

And guess what, I tried to be that I-think-I'm-famous-photographer.

And GARI was my model.

This photo has a name:

"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT"

Randoms...

Tried to take a profile picture of GARI.

He wasn't really in form ytd..

I was giggling away when he said he was tired and asked me to take over.

He said it was his turn to 'torture'.

He kept asking me to be more "professional"..

Duh.. I'm not a model la, how to be more professional?

Fiddling around. But our MR PHOTOGRAPHER was like god-damn serious.

He looks like he's gonna ~KISS~

Gary, you'll never have to walk alone..

Super 'ACT CUTE' AH...

He looked like a 'Gay Magnet' here.

Drag-Queen!!!

A spastic picture to end this post:

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Love, Me - Collin Raye

I've only felt for this song, lately.
Frank asked me to listen to it,
again that night on way home.

"I read a note my Grandma wrote
Back in 1923
Grandpa kept it in his coat
And he showed it once to me
He said Boy you might not understand, but a long long time ago
Grandma's daddy didn't like me none
But I loved your Grandma so

We had this crazy plan to meet
And run away together
Get married in the first town we came to and live forever
But nailed to the tree where we were supposed to meet instead
I found this letter
And this is what it said:

If you get there before I do
Don't give up on me
I'll meet you when my chores are through
I don't know how long I'll be
But i'm not gonna let you down
Darling wait and see
And between now and then
Until I see you again
I'll be loving you . . .
Love, me.

I read those words just hours before
my Grandma passed away
In the doorway of a church
Where me and Grandpa stopped to pray
I know I've never seen him cry
In all my fifteen years
But as he said these words to her
His eyes filled up with tears

If you get there before I do
Don't give up on me
I'll meet you when my chores are through
I don't know how long I'll be
But i'm not gonna let you down
Darling wait and see
And between now and then
Until I see you again
I'll be loving you . . .
Love, me.

And between now and then
Until I see you again
I'll be loving you . . .
Love, me."

YiLin & Ya Ting: Day out shopping!!

Meeting supposed to start at 9 in the morning. But i belittled the morning's traffic. Took an hour to get to YaTing's stop! So 52 took another half an hour to reach school. Luckily, i have YT to chit-chat with me on the super-long ride.

Project with new mate was not too bad. More of a ice-breaking session? Like a getting-to-know-you session... Not bad, Mok does his homework. I'm impressed. Chop-chop, discussion ended at noon. Great! Off for lunch.. Gang Hao, Mok, YT and me. The 2 boys just can't stop 'drooling' at girls. When a hot chick passes by, he will chant out his HP no. hoping that it will send out a 'sublimal' message to her. And somehow, subconsciously she's gonna remember those numbers! Crazy. (Above tactic DOES NOT work. It's 'clinically tested and proven' for Ganghao is STILL single) - Jess, Jia you!

What's more rewarding than going on a shopping trip after 'hard work'?! Yep!! As the title goes, I went shopping with YT! We went Suntec & Marina Square. Actually, we can be super stinge kind. If i havent remembered wrongly, we didnt really buy much stuff at all. More of like window-shopping. But i'm quite contented already.. :D Had fun. Non-stop walking for like 4 hours? My feet hurts. Bags, clothes, care products, shoes, yada-yada... (the list goes on).

See how busy our Miss Tan is!


Of course, i wasn't too free on my side as well!!


I suggested to her,
asking her to hold on to her slippers,
on the count of 3,
just run out of the store!
(PG: Just a joke)


It's really comfy.....

Whoa... I've NEVER owned anything like thatttttt...... ~

Yating, i think she'll look like 'HOT' if she puts on this,

with the front as back!

Of course, the day didn't just end abruptly. We had snacks and drinks along the way. (Recharging) It was really like late evening before we called it a day.

Cool. I yearn for more times like this with my girlfriend.

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Retro Featro~!! (The edition of myself)

Introducing -- Miss Goh and herself!

I was always in love with the attention,

like I've told you.

I kept posing and posing before the camera :)

When i was little,

My daddy n mommy loved to carry me..

And even though i was tired,

I still wanna take more shoots.

Somehow, knowing that i loved to POSE,

the adults just take advantge of me and make me look all of funny.

I made my cousin pose with me, i think.

How can i ever miss out on birthday shots?!

I was the only 'sailor' of the day.

Well, the ship just docked, so i got a chance to celebrate with my family.

Just as you thought i got tired of flashing lights....

TaDaaa!!!

Actually, i got this feeling,

that I got the 'camwhore ability' from my dad.

Those were really the days..