Kids write the darndest things

Kids Pen their thoughts about the sea:

1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
2. If you are surrounded by sea, you are an island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.
3. Some fishes are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where i think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
4. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.
5. I like mermaids. They are beauiful, and i like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?
6. I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so i can't think of what to write.

Adopted from "The New Paper" 5 may 2007

Spotted by David Yap